Today is the day. By 2:30pm I will officially be on vacation. Wahoo!!
Couldn’t sleep worth a damn last night (2 hours of sleep) and it was really starting to make me crazy. I mean….. Mike Tyson biting ears off, kind of crazy. It’s sad but true. So I watched tv for several hours and learned….
1 - I can have rock-hard abs in less than three weeks
2 - a juicer will help me add years to my life
3 - there’s only one vacuum out there for all of my cleaning needs
4 - with three simple steps, I can stop suffering and start living with clear skin
5 - I can quit doing crunches and simply let an ab-belt sculpt my stomach
In case you’re ever in the predicament that I was in last night and tempted to purchase a product out of sleep deprivation, check on this site before doing it. http://www.infomercialscams.com/
Back to my vacation. Here’s the itinerary:
11th – spend night in St George
12th – drive to LA and have dinner with Uncle Fred
13th – spend the day at
14th – Board the cruise ship
15th – Dock and spend the day in
16th – Dock and spend the day in
17th – Dock and spend the day in
18th – Arrive back in
19th – Spend time, and the night, in Vegas
20th – Back to reality
Good times! Good times!
2 comments:
I got caught up the udder night watching the "paid program" for the Time Life set of "Groovy 60s" music. I was fascinated to put faces to the voices of all those one-hit wonders.
Love DPB! You better have a good time with him. I always get caught up on the Saturday and Sunday morning infomercials.
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